The Bammer Hammer

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.

"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"

by Lavabite October 26, 2020

horse hammer

A male genitalia especially of the large nature

Josh's package is large, he's got a horse hammer!!

by SwagMiester August 28, 2016

Hormel Hammer

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.

My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.

"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"

by Kmeelain September 14, 2009

Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.

She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.

by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020

NyQuil Hammered

A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.

That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.

by meow!456 October 3, 2011

Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019