by Drchoco September 6, 2017
Get the hammer drillmug. Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
Get the Hormel Hammermug. by Kmeelain September 14, 2009
Get the Hammer Methodmug. She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
Get the Hammer Schmearmug. 1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.
2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.
The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.
The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy December 31, 2013
Get the hammer jackermug. This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.
e.g instead of "oh my god!"
e.g instead of "oh my god!"
by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009
Get the Rats hammersmug. by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021
Get the Hammer-crackermug.