A name for a person who declines an invitation to a social situation or event, without a valid excuse. Usually occurs when someone is invited out but decides to stay in for the night simply because they are "kind of tired".
Mike: Hey Brad I'm on my way I'll be at your place in 20 mins to start pregaming.
Brad: Where is Will? I thought he said he was coming?
Mike: Nah he is being a dead horse. He decided to stay in by himself and solojerk to Netflix instead. F him
Brad: F it
Brad: Where is Will? I thought he said he was coming?
Mike: Nah he is being a dead horse. He decided to stay in by himself and solojerk to Netflix instead. F him
Brad: F it
by Skydiver November 19, 2014
1. a very annoying female that loves horses and talks about horses all the fucking time. She draws horses on her binders, dreams about horses, and even has sex with horses.
by birdsdeservenocake March 23, 2006
Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.
My wife has horse farts.
by KNOB February 06, 2004
A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.
by ngamer007 March 29, 2005
- "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"
"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."
"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."
by Bishops Stortford December 22, 2011
Slang used by electricians. It is a tube of braided metal coupling that is flexible and used to grip multiple conductors together in 1 conduit
Gary: “Hey John, do you have a horse cock? This area keeps vibrating and I need to squeeze these two wires.”
John: “Sorry Gary I don’t, I had a horse cock but my kid started playing with it and got his fingers stuck, so I had to grab my Dremel and cut it off.”
John: “Sorry Gary I don’t, I had a horse cock but my kid started playing with it and got his fingers stuck, so I had to grab my Dremel and cut it off.”
by Frank Fappa July 06, 2020
by p_lo September 16, 2006