fag hag

A woman who smokes far too often, to the detriment of her health (used in parts of the UK).

Nobody goes through a 20-pack like our Carol, she's a right fucking fag hag.

by Smallerz August 10, 2016

hag

annoying person

1: "why is she so haggish today?"
2: "idk. what a hag."

by eliviaellie June 1, 2019

hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.

I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife

by CGnotes March 22, 2025

hag hag

A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.

The woman I was dating turned out to be a hag hag.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

gorgeous hag

You wife

She is my gorgeous hag

by TNK3rd February 1, 2021

hags

What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.

Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!

Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?

Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.

by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023

Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.

Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023