grease burger

The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.

John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?

Jason: No!

John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!

OR

Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.

by baller207 July 21, 2009

Gretton

A large country village next door to Corby (worst place in the UK), its a magical place where you find dolphins, rainbows and elephants with yellow ears. The locals are very welcoming, unless you are from another race, they only breed with other locals, i.e there uncles, cousins, sisters and brothers. There are many local pubs full of farmers and drunks. There is only one shop, and a religious cafe aka halla halleluighas. There is a dark alleyway on the main street of Gretton, which is occupied by the COCAINE BADGER! this alleyway is to be avoided at all times, unless you have 20 grams of coke.

Gretton massive

by Grettoner April 14, 2010

Greater johnstown high school

A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid

Greater Johnstown high school is in Pennsylvania

by Trojan1220 April 12, 2019

Sesh gremlin

Someone who goes hard on the sesh every week and can down vodka like it’s water while everyone’s passed out the sesh gremlins still going at full speed with a Drv in one hand and a box full of pills in the other sometimes a sesh gremlin can become blackout drunk other times they are perfectly fine. Sesh gremlins are not bothered about alchopops like lambrinin and kopparbergs these people would be known as jr seshlings

Jessica : “aughh I feel sick and I’ve only had a bottle of lambrini “
Samantha:”jesiccaaa you’re such a jr seshling look at Emily she’s had 3 bottles of vodka and she’s still going what a sesh gremlin”

by Seshmaster666 October 8, 2018

Greasy Shit

a really slimy poop that stinks up the whole house

ohh james just took a huge greasy shit

by Parnold Nalsack April 13, 2007

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

Let me be great

The plea for haters to step out the way so one can finally excel and shine thus giving haters something better to hate on.

"That nigga is a bitch and will never sing love songs on this record label!"

"Stop hating and let me be great. Ole weak ass trick."

by Funny Bish512 April 4, 2013