Gorilla Porn

it is a situation where a gorilla is going to participate in a intimate act, and some random guy named Tyson Waters is like "oh lemme record that" hes then saves it for later

"Yeah you know that Tyson Waters guy yeah, hes got a whole stash of Gorilla Porn"

by Tyson Waters November 16, 2020

Gorilla clamping

When a girl squeezes her vagina during sex to give the illusion of a tight vagina.

That gorilla clamping had me nutting in seconds.

by AceBriggy69 April 3, 2021

Gorilla Grippers

Gorilla grippers are weirdly shapes toes that may be odd to the Human eye

Natalyn: Look at my Gorilla Grippers

Clover: Put those Gorilla Grippers away, they are traumatizing!

by Clvo_nato1289 January 15, 2022

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022

Gorilla Tag Kid

A morbidly obese 8-15 year old that has little knowledge of social skills and what the outside world looks like. They will put on their sweaty, and hairy Oculus Quest 2 Headset and play Gorilla Tag. When in game, they will scream and report at people who are good at the game and report women for no reason. They also are observed to scream racial slurs and the n-word every 5 seconds. Nobody likes a kid who cusses every 2 seconds.

Gorilla Tag Kid: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID A** NI**ER YOU STUPID FAILED ABORTION, YOU ARE SO FATHERLESS AND NOBODY LOVES YOU KYS"

A Good Player: Shut up, Gorilla Tag Kid.

by differentIQlevel May 28, 2022

Godzilla piss

1. When you have so much piss in your balls some piss has to be stored in the dickhole and when you take a piss it takes forever to get it all out and it kinda looks like a Godzilla atomic breathe if it was yellow

Yo homie: Dude your pissing up a storm

You: It’s called a Godzilla piss

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022

Gorilla Grip Asshole

When a person that ryhmes with narlos has an asshole sooooo grippy that it can break an actual hand when he/they gets fisted

Person 1: Yo Narlos you have a gorilla grip asshole that just broke my hand when i fisted it last night

Narlos 2: hehe sorry it does that sometimes

Person 1: your gorilla grip asshole is so FUCKIN TROJAN

by NARLOS July 9, 2022