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Goose Tits

Boobies that are so large they droop in the bra and make men stare until their brains explode. The kind of boobies that have many veins and large nipples. The best kind.
Guy1: Wow look at that girls tits.

Guy2: Ya man those are Goose Tits, I can tell they have some big ole nipples.

Guy1: And veins.
by Gtap November 9, 2010
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golden goose

did you see the new golden goose collection!
by coffee rocks966 April 24, 2020
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slizzard on a goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
by Bp28 June 21, 2007
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Shit Goose

Shit Goose (n) - One who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. Also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent's bedroom).
That Shit Goose Vince is coming over! Hide the liquor!
by Justin January 11, 2005
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Goose penis

"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"
by Ant Champ October 23, 2008
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Forcefeeding the goose

Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.
Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?

No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.
by Sean Christofer May 23, 2008
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filthy goose

a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)
Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!
by Mr. Lane "Dyogi" Mayer October 15, 2003
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