prestige gooning

gooning so hard that you reset and prestige, or, gooning with elite concentration and discipline

Garvey: Where’s Marvey?

Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.

Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.

by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023

Red Goon

The devil's piss

"Why would you drink red goon it tastes like the devil's piss?"

by shesparalytic October 26, 2018

goon udder

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.

After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.

by Socks22 July 16, 2017

Broadway Goons

Local Gang in Clarksburg, West Virginia. Known for distribution of illicit substances and roaming the streets at night. The name comes from the district they live in; “ Broadway Avenue “

“ Ay did you see the Broadway Goons roaming the streets last night? “

by S8BG4L April 14, 2022

aqua goon

"aqua goon", referring to a minion, of the player Aquadorix in N the jojo game.

This kid is an aqua goon, he's helping him.

by N Blacks July 19, 2023

Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.

Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.

by Thunderdick December 3, 2021

Goon Squad

Most dangerous organization known to man. Contains 6 carefully chosen council members. Reece is banned. Goon Squad runs this shit.

I wouldn’t mess with the Goon Squad. We all know the consequences that will follow. Look what happened to Reece!

by Schlong Dong Gooner June 28, 2022