gnomed

hello me old chum

i am gnot a gnelf
i am gnot a gnoblin
i'm a gnome
and you've been

gnomed

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

gnomes

goodnight babygirl

gnomes

by gnomesbabes May 7, 2022

Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022

Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.

My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!

by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022

Gnome it out

When you're coming to the end of a long day and you just can't fuck with life anymore, you just gnome it all out.

You're being a bit of a shitter, mate. I think you should take some time and gnome it out.

by Bofa D. Snuts December 11, 2021

Garden gnome

A man 5’7” or below: considered garden gnome height

“Look at him! He’s the size of a garden gnome!”

by What tf is up, Kyle December 23, 2021

Gnomed

If you are reading this, im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

Im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

by axelthemanandtheboi October 16, 2019