Angry Gardener

When a person rips out the pubic hair of another with the fury of a seasoned landscaping architect.

Hank: Dude, last night I gave Pamela the Angry Gardener.
Johnny: Funny, I thought she shaved....

by Zach Aesthetics_ March 17, 2010

Gardner

Simply put, a Gardner is when a man hooks up with a girl who weighs more than he does.

Man, my friend Brett is always pulling Gardners every weekends.

by Mackenzie Howell October 21, 2006

Hizolive Hizzy Garden

The olive Garden, an Italian chain resturaunt

Yo bitch, are we going to the hizolive hizzy garden?

by Motown December 29, 2004

catch a garden

to be more positive, to be happy or to be more chill

Don't be so negative Tim, catch a garden!

by no_doubt_trash February 22, 2017

Lisi Gardens Crips

The Lisi Gardens Crips, or LGC, is a sect of the notorios weat coast gang, the crips. Known as the baddest most vicous sect of all. The LGC is know for going around and poppin some punk ass bitches from the Pacini Mafia. Headed by andy luckett, aka A-Block, the LGC are the most feared group of people in all of cny. No others even come close.

Rivals: None, other punk bitches are to afraid.
Even the police cant touck the LGC

Ahh Shitttt! Its The Lisi Gardens Crips! Run Away!

by Atothendizzie December 10, 2004

Garden City

Affluent town where all the HS kids must drink pretty early. Yes, that includes everyone, not just the lax/football kids like in other towns. The "nerds" of this town drink everyone under the table once they go to college. My roommate used to live here and he's a total shitfuck. Rediculous shorts all the time and is somehow the star of our intramural lax team even those he's a weakling and didn't even play in high school. Go figure.

Dude, my roommate from Garden City never got laid in high school yet drinks like a champion, what gives?

by Dbonez April 21, 2008

Garden State

one who listens to alternative music (i.e. the arcade fire, the shins, iron and wine, cold war kids, ect.) and wear clothes such as cardigans, scarfs, and slacks

Whats that Edward kid like?
I dunno, he's kind of garden state.

by Dylan Ison, Larry Lunsford, and Ryan Heimlich March 17, 2008