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Shit Gamble

When a person has to leave the house at an exact time, or has visitors coming over and they need to shit. They gamble that they'll have enough time to shit.
"Last night we had guests coming over and I decided to shit gamble - It didn't work"
by tantg69 August 31, 2011
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Cameron Gable

The hottest girl in the world. She loves to laugh, talk, and get good grades. Once she falls for someone, she cant get over him. She has lots of friends and is very sporty. If you ever find a person named Cameron Gable, keep her. She's amazing.
Cameron Gable is the best friend you could ever have!
by Juniper Jones May 16, 2013
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smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.
This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.
by JohnnyPunani May 11, 2014
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Ball gobble

The sexual act of sucking,licking,and kissing on a man's balls.
Hey girl, while you're down there, why don't you give these nuts a good ol fashion ball gobble!
by confuckus August 9, 2015
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Dirty Gamble

A "Dirty Gamble" is an instance where a betting or gambling situation is created with set rules. And after the game is created and the bet and/or wager is made, the rules are changed.
Hey I won the 4th quarter on the super bowl squares, where is my money. I'm sorry I told everyone that I could find at work the day before the super bowl that it's final score not 4th quarter. I was not at work that day. That was a dirty gamble.
by DarkLobo February 9, 2017
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Goober Gobble

Basically a blowjob, but sloppy and typically accompanied by sounds that resemble a turkey.
MAN 1: Hey man, im gonna have my goober gobbled by Shitlana tonight!
MAN 2: Nice dude. i got Emily to gobber my goober last week.
by Tibber November 27, 2017
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He Gabber

Ok, he's a real big He gabber.
by NihilegoBuil June 1, 2018
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