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Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.
Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.
by Thunderdick December 3, 2021
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Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.
She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female
by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010
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dastardly goon

an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.
ibo’s dastardly goons jumped and severely injured a sneak disser.
by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021
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Omegle goon

The men you find on the site that have their dick out.
Its hard to go on Omegle these days without finding all these Omegle goons.
by dimitri III September 14, 2020
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Goon Squad

Most dangerous organization known to man. Contains 6 carefully chosen council members. Reece is banned. Goon Squad runs this shit.
I wouldn’t mess with the Goon Squad. We all know the consequences that will follow. Look what happened to Reece!
by Schlong Dong Gooner June 28, 2022
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Violent goon

Block 6 said this in the latest plugged in with fumez the engineer

This sentence means these goons are not shotters however they are killers and aggressive
Quinton: Tabitha will get some violent goons onto me
Joseph:that’s peak you have yo ask him to bless it
by I'm not a badman I'm a badboy September 9, 2020
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goon kick

a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards
hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.
by shiskobob September 29, 2012
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