Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy April 06, 2012

Rat Glove

a little bigger than a mouse glove

rat glove: five rats five fingers all at the same time

by ahlover August 29, 2019

Glove Love

Glove love: when a man Jack's off all over his hand and then Jack's off again.

Greg gave himself some glove love earlier tonight. You gotta do what you gotta do!

by Yesca747 August 07, 2023

bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.

I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.

by TheBaldGlove October 28, 2015

ryder gloves

Term used in San Diego CA

Kearny High School

Let me get my Ryder gloves on to beat your ass.

by Timing Cover Master July 27, 2022

Hitting the glove

Beating your dick, spanking your monkey, choking the chicken. Hitting palmela

I walked past his room and I caught him red handed hitting the glove.

by Richnyung124 September 04, 2015

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal July 01, 2016