get turtle

attempting to secretly grab, nudge, or poke a man's penis while he is not looking. This is typically done as sexual flirting or provocation, and is not to be confused with a "dick check" that frat brothers typically distribute as a joke to inflict pain.

While we were at the Pride Parade, this guy came up and rubbed Eddie's leg. He was totally trying to get turtle.

by Padge1982 September 7, 2010

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Get the get turtlemug.

get trunk

"trump drunk" the quality of being so inebriated that a DJT presidency seems like a reasonable option to go home with.

alternatively, being so plastered that you stay up til 3am posting to social media about perceived sleights, no matter how trivial.

"What are your goals for the New Year?"
"To get trunk every day"

by Alec N Diaz January 7, 2017

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Get the get trunkmug.

GET NOSCOPED

The most legendary gamer term of all time, tased on for generations from our fathers and his fathers before him... This term is the most sought after, epic, and boss term of all time. Having the honor to use this is beyond none other. The shiver that runs up your spine lets you know, that you just hit that shot, you were recording, and your friends were watching you. This term however, is very overused, it saddens the community when an 8-year-old squeaker shouts this from the rooftops as he plunges off a building. This term has not been used in centuries, it is gone but not forgotten.

Over voice chat.

<swagsnipes420> THATS RIGHT!!! GET NOSCOPED!!!

<HotAndIcy> never tarnish that slogan you imbecile

<ReadEmAndWeep> please no
<goldforall> never forget...

by PolishDom November 4, 2020

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