Friend

Something you don't have

Hey Gordon you have no friends. --McKinley Watson

by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017

friends

Enemies of loneliness

Oh, I heard that Dan had became friends with Phil and had him to fend off his loneliness for him.

by randomgurl April 5, 2017

Friend

A special thing that I do not have

I'm so lonely because I don't have any friends

by Kuroko-sama April 27, 2017

Friend

A person that you hang out with 24/7 a person that cancels other plans with other people for you even if it’s pretty their own wedding or if it’s just to eat cereal, or anything like that at all.

My friend cancelled their wedding to let me take a shower in their house because I’m to lazy to pay my water bill.

by qxoxq February 23, 2018

friends

a person who is willing to stick to you while you have something that they desire, when you no longer have that thing, they will leave yo cold dead ass alone and pretend they never knew you

im friends with janice now
Janice: bich i just want yo doritos

by ugandan knuckles memes are ded March 10, 2018

friends

Something I wish i had

I wish I had friends. :(

by trippingboi July 10, 2021

Friend

A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.

Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.

by Astromyxin December 3, 2018