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Fortress Forever

A free Half-Life 2 mod created to be a source version of TFC. Has a player base of about 8 people, most of which are typical 100lb virgin nerds that play obscure HL2 mods like its a profession and/or sociopaths.

There are only 1-2 active servers at any given time. One of these servers is an OvD pickup. 95% of the time this server is full of lonely virgins and dev's who masturbate to each others KDR's. They also spend way too much time in an IRC channel that eerily resembles that of an AOL homosexual dating chat for middle-aged men.

This game is fun if you know what you are doing, but don't actually expect to play this game because:

1. You are already banned from the only active server(Old Timers).

2. If you do find an active server, the three players in it will be playing some obscure conc map, so they can suck each others e-peens(you can't conc anyway).

3. If for any reason statements 1 and 2 do not apply, and you find yourself actually playing Fortress Forever, you will be pwned off of the game by the: "pro's", racists, sociopaths, lack of updates, and/or Scuzzy.
"Last night I played Fortress Forever for the first time in my life, I played as a pyro. This player named Angry Bob started calling me faggot non-stop on his mic. I cried and rage quit for good."

-Typical FF n00b

"Dude, did you see that conc that was awesome I am TOO GOOD."

-Typical FF pro(virgin)

"I was banned from OT for saying hell."

-Typical FF player
by wildturkley May 10, 2011
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Stars and Stripes Forever

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008
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For forever

I'll use "java.lang.System.out.println(new String("Hello World!"));" for forever.
by hh_hh_h_hh_hh August 29, 2018
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BFFF - Best Friend Forever For now

1.A person who changes BFF on a regular basis. 2. Serial befriender
"I see Linda has dropped Patty as her BFF. Whose her new BFFF - Best Friend Forever For Now?" asked Brenda. "I hear she found Wendy at the mall." replied Barb
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 22, 2011
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BEER FF BEER FRIEND FOREVER.

A person who become's more than just a Best Friend Forever, after proving there love of beer is as great as yours. Resulting in Beer Friends Forever.
That chick love's beer as much as me. Its truly a match made in beer heaven. She may be my true beer soul mate, even my Beer FF BEER FRIEND FOREVER.
by RickRockStar November 27, 2013
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Who wants to live forever

A Queen song originally written by Brian May for the 1986 movie Highlander after he saw a scene involving a secondary character's death due to ageing. The song is considered one of the best of Queen and many confuse this as relating to Freddie Mercury's HIV/AIDS, which he was not diagnosed with for another year.
Brian May: There's no time for us,
Brian May: There's no place for us,
Brian May: What is this thing that builds our dreams?
Brian May: Yet slips away from us?
Brian May: Who wants to live forever?
Brian May: Who wants to live forever?
by FatEngineer July 23, 2020
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And Forever

sweet ass rock band from michibama. period.
Bob: "and forever rocked my face off at that concert last night."
Jen: "i know...eric's so hot, too."
Laura: "yea, he gave me an orgasm with that scream of his."Eric: "laaadies......."
by brad July 28, 2004
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