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Chalfont Fist

Post game ritual after consistently losing 1 goal games after holding lead for most of the game.
After blowing another lead Sunday night, the team nominated Mike to perform a Chalfont Fist
by Winger Mankini March 28, 2019
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lock fist

the locking of your fist when you are denied a spud / fist bump
louie told asher to spud it but gave him lock fist
by lockfister2000 April 27, 2022
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double fisting

Double fisting is an extreme sexual activity that must not be confused with fisting. The 'double' often suggests 'two' hands that are inserted into the orafice(s) of women or men.

Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.

It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.

Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.

Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.

There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.

Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.
Helga, the Finnish air hostess met me in Helsinki and suggested double fisting, I was a little shocked, but once I had inserted both of my hands into her deep and cavernous vagina I felt a kind of nirvana creep over me. Her face was contorted yet ecstatic in a surreal unison of hand meets orafice.
by clinton sounds April 13, 2005
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blueberry fist

1: to masturbate with a recently broken hand. (bruising should be present)
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.
"I gave myself a blueberry fist before they put my cast on."
by Adam Basich February 19, 2008
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The fist of God

When a person PUNCHES a girl in the vagina, and the girl is so loose your whole fist fits inside her vagina!

WARNING!: "may cause bruising"
She was so loose, I was able to perform the, "The Fist of God" on her!
by patrickw1 April 7, 2011
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white fisting

The act of ejaculating on your hand and then punching someone with said hand.

(2)putting crazy glue on someone's fist and sticking to there face and or genitals.
Bro1:dude did you see me white fisting Bronson's face last night?

Bro2:naw but did you use glue or cum?

Bro1:my cum bro you know how I role .

Bro2: aw man I wish I his his face when you white fisted him.

Bro1:Man I love whiting fisting especially when it's to assholes.
by GremlinsGastLighter69 October 11, 2015
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Playdo fists

A fat persons hand upon making a fist. Because of the excess fat around the hands, knuckles are not defined. This means the fist is blob like and sometimes they have small dimples where pronounced knuckles can be found on the hand of a person of average build. This gives the appearence of a childs sculpting of a hand from child friendly Playdo modelling clay.

Having Playdo fists restricts the owners ability to deliver an effective punch if needed.
As Lucy sat writing her essay I noticed she had playdo fists
by Jim Birtwisle December 7, 2007
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