Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.

Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*

by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011

dawg fighting

the act of fighting someone else by gripping them by the toes and barking

we should start dawg fighting right now

by Mrs. Gebroe July 13, 2022

Crip Fight

An organised secret underground cripple fight club.

Got myself a ticket for the crip fight tonight , you in?

by URBANLSI July 12, 2021

Fighting Irish

Mascot of a northern Indiana team (south bend) Notre Dame and what all of the irish enjoy doing. And often a tattoo on many irish gangsters.

The fighting irish are still not part of any organized league.

by IrishChamp89 November 4, 2011

Cock Fight

When a series of males argue over who has the biggest penis, and who hurt the slut who fucked all of them the most.

Yo Eric, i had a cock fight with Danny yesterday because of Maria

by Baddest- Bitch April 23, 2005

no u fight

A back and forth of “no u”

Person 1: no u
Person 2: no u
Person 1: no u
Person 2: no u

Etc..

Person 1: why did we get into a no u fight

by ion0320 November 6, 2018