Hulk feet

When someone has some huge freaking feet

OH MY GOD, Don't step on me with those Hulk Feet

by GODISHERE July 25, 2014

feet potato

Fat feet, that don't move. Fat gross feet.

You have feet potatos.

by Wigglypigglytiggly January 7, 2017

feet of meat

a phrase used sarcastically to describe someone who seems to be overcompensating for the size of their genitalia

"Hey... I bet that guy with the super-lifted Ford F-750 monster truck with the neon lights is packing feet of meat."

by ZestyOrang November 25, 2018

Walmart feet

When someone walks around barefoot so much that their feet get black and dirty.

Her feet are so dirty after walking barefoot out in public, she has Walmart feet.

by LemurK5 March 9, 2019

feet poo

like if a bird, shat on your foot

TJ: “Emma I got some major feet poo last night!”
Emma: “Why didn’t you wear shoes!?”

by tjaladishgambino January 10, 2019

whiskey feet

Extremely fucked up feet that require a lot of whiskey to look at.

That bitch got whiskey feet.

by Dick Hunter 69 July 28, 2018

pub feet

This is where beer gets in your shoes and in between your toes it makes your feet smell like there rotten

Your feet smell like pub feet

by Martin90 August 6, 2018