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Born on a farm

Originally used to say "you left the door open", based on the fact that farms don’t have doors to be shut because there outside.

More recently, it has been used to simply indicate that a person is ignorant or uneducated as if they were brought up on a farm.
"it's really cold outside and you left the door open! were you born on a farm?”
by Jromeodriller January 28, 2018
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Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.
Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!
by kevinator07 October 23, 2019
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AFK Farm

A setup in a video game that allows a player to amass items without doing anything. Often associated with the game Minecraft.
I built an AFK farm for sugarcane to run overnight.
by Mattjod July 29, 2021
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cube farming

The way corporations find talent by recruiting thousands of kids from top schools every year and seeing which will thrive in a competitive work environment.
Goldman is cube farming from Harvard's graduating class to find its next CEO.
by gchen7 January 12, 2013
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taxi farm

A large group of Asian girls on a dance floor.
My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.
by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013
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Farm Mitzva

When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.
Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.
by backotruck August 6, 2012
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Dream Farming

The process whereby a DARPA employee plants words and phrases into a person’s subconscious. In a trial and error method of producing dreams when the subject is asleep. Also used as a form of interrogation.
The PHD Psychiatrist, with a Department of Defense Research Grant, spoke into the microphone directly into the the unknowing subject subconscious. Dream Farming for an answer to a question that they couldn’t ask in person. Violating the subject’s Constitutional Rights without him knowing it.
by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023
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