Kung Fu Phil

An flash program designed to give people seizures.

'Hey Bob! I found this cool thing called Kung Fu Phil! It has a picture of a -- ' *THUD* *TWITCH*

by Drake Dracoli June 10, 2003

Fu Man Goo

Cum dripping down both sides of your mouth and chin resembling that of a Fu Manchu mustache.

I Fu Man Gooed myself when I hung upside down from my bed and shot my load at my chin.

by Gizmaster May 16, 2009

Fu Bu Boobies

A slightly overweight kid, that wears Fu Bu shirts. While wearing these shirts his nipples will stick out like a chick on a cold day.

Oh look, there goes Fu Bu Boobies. His tits look good today.

by Nazi Pants May 20, 2008

ft; fu

'ft; fu' is the shortcut for saying:
fuck that; fuck you

Mark:Hey, I got a 98 on that test!!!
Karl:ft; fu

by Malus Vis Vires April 18, 2008

kung fu panda

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.

I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.

by Matty Matarangelo October 20, 2008

Kung-fu Shiss

A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.

Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.

by Har the Czar February 08, 2006

fus ro dah

The trump card to any argument

John: Red Sox
Jack: Yankees
Joh: RED SOX!
Jack: YANKEES!
John: RED SOX!!!
Jack: FUS RO DAH!
John: Dammit, you win.

by IT'S_OVER_9000 March 17, 2012