theyre a 10 but they wont pee on u, theyre a 9 but have poor hygiene, they a 5 but theyre fruity, they a 8 but they make fun of gay people and poc for fun and amusement, theyre a 10 but they wont give u a blowjob, theyre a 6 but they smell ur socks, theyre a 2 but theyre a 7'3, rich alpha mafia boss from wattpad stories,
by baddieslayslay August 03, 2022
When someone twists their penis around 50 times, than proceeds to insert their twisted penis into someones asshole, letting it spin around and spray "body fluid" inside of said persons' rectum.
Speaker 1: Yo, 5 to 0 rape in that last CTF Halo Reach game.
Speaker 2: Yea man my asshole is still on fire.
Speaker 2: Yea man my asshole is still on fire.
by SGTmuffin January 26, 2011
When you are fucking a girl, preferably from behind, and then you yell "oh shit, the cops" and then your friends come in and beat the shit out of her as you finish with your hands.
Person 1: I gave my bitch the 5-0 yesterday
Person 2: Oh shit, why wasn't I there
Person 1: I already had like 20 guys sorry bro
Person 2: It's fine brah
Person 2: Oh shit, why wasn't I there
Person 1: I already had like 20 guys sorry bro
Person 2: It's fine brah
by Paenus the Roman Warrior February 20, 2014
by yatagarasu March 09, 2016
when a guy jacks off onto his hand and then wipes it off on something commonly used by a friend, as a prank.
by Esber April 13, 2007
by MEGALOMANIAC126 February 25, 2022
an instrumental progression as defined by people who don't know how to play an instrument.
Some how the root (1) has shifted to a zero (0) and we're left with an anomalous gap between the new root (0) and the second note a.k.a the supertonic (2). This, of course, is used to insult beginner musicians who are just learning triads and scale degrees, but unironically shows the lack of knowledge of those using said insult.
Some how the root (1) has shifted to a zero (0) and we're left with an anomalous gap between the new root (0) and the second note a.k.a the supertonic (2). This, of course, is used to insult beginner musicians who are just learning triads and scale degrees, but unironically shows the lack of knowledge of those using said insult.
".. and then he came into the guitar store and played 0 3 5..."
"you mean 1-3-5?"
"na, man... 0 is the starting note"
"so... you play 9 note octaves?"
"you mean 1-3-5?"
"na, man... 0 is the starting note"
"so... you play 9 note octaves?"
by Bones331 January 21, 2021