Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.

Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 5, 2004

Flaming Wolf of Justice

1. A strange and mythical being that prefers both male and female companions.
2. An anthromorph with an alternative lifestyle.

The Flaming Wolf of Justice rolled in and killed every living thing in sight without the slightest hint of mercy then breaks down into tears when his tank his dented.

by Sous-po0kmaster March 8, 2004

Flaming finger

1. An arcade game that plays techno music non-stop when you ignore it
2. A handjob after eating Taco Bell

1. Guy: I don't feel like playing Flaming Finger
Flaming Finger: Dun dun du du du du du dun dun dun dun
dun
2. Girl 1: omg he proposed to me in Taco Bell then gave me the flaming finger!
Girl 2: omg that is so romantic!

by iammakingupmyname January 5, 2010

flaming drunk

The state of being so intoxicated, that you can't do anything straight (can't see straight, can't walk straight, etc).

Did you just see her smack into that wall? That girl is flaming drunk!

by lurvesmel November 21, 2010

Flaming buck

While engaging in sexual intercourse in the 'doggy style' position the person performing the sexual act from behind sets fire to the pubic hair of the person they are performing the sex act a upon. Typically this second person then tries to remove the first by throwing their hips in a bucking motion.

Jenny was unimpressed when Nigel gave her a flaming buck, the resultant court case is still ongoing.

by thermios July 31, 2011

flaming tugboat

When it burns to pee after you masterbated with a too firm grip

Tom: Hey Doc why does it does my it burn to pee after i jerk off

Doc: this is normal dude, its called a flaming tugboat, just ease your grip on it and use lube

by weeaby October 13, 2013

flaming garbage

Music in which the production is very good but lyrically the content is awful

Person 1: Did you ever listen to Yeezus.
Person 2: That album is flaming garbage

by CoDnoobH8r September 13, 2016