Tooth Fairy

One who practices dentistry while under the influence of queer.

Gay Dentist

by Ben's son January 21, 2004

blumpkin fairy

A being like the tooth fairy who gives out blumpkins instead of money

or

A person who enjoys giving blumpkins, and does so at every opportunity, usually in a happy or magical manner.

because Rex was a good little boy, the blumpkin fairy gave him a blumpkin.

by suzzzzzzzzie January 8, 2009

Ice Fairy

One who is a male, but a female at heart.
One who skates around like a fairy on the ice and wears purple and pink glittery ice skates with fairy wings on them.

Austin - "You know that Jay kid?"
Nate - "Yeah, what an ice fairy."

by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

weed fairy

(n). 1. a person, animal or (less frequently) vehicle that one encounters only after ingesting at least one psychoactive substance while in an altered state of reality. Due to intoxication, it is difficult to confirm the reality or validity of the encounter and/or the object within it.

Guy's! That's the weed fairy-mobile! I always see that LSU Tigers-striped Lamborghini when I'm high as shit!

by StevyNix June 3, 2013

Shower Fairy

A magical fairy that feeds off your body sweat and man goo. If you wait too long in one day to take a shower, then the fairy escapes from the drain and anally rapes you to get your man goo.

Dude, you better take a shower before the Shower Fairy gets you.

by Shower Fairy May 16, 2007

Tooth Fairy

A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.

1. To keep his reputation

2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY

Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!

by No1AboveLo May 29, 2011

Shat Fairy

The spiting of a roommate by shitting in his or her toilet while they are unaware. Refusing to flush and hiding the toilet paper. Knowing they will return and question the validity of said shit.

Bob: "Who the fuck took a shit in my toilet?"

Tom: "Dude, never piss off the shat fairy."

by this is not me January 23, 2010