Chinese Cake Factory

This is basically Cheese Cake Factory but run by the Chinese. However, the distinctions are paramount:
1. There is zero cheesecake available.
2. All employees are Chinese.
3. Somehow this taste better than the original Cheese Cake Factory.
4. There is cheese.
5. There are cakes.

Marc: Yo Bro I just got back from Cheese Cake Factory.
Drew: Yeah cool story bro, I just got back from Chinese Cake Factory.
Marc: fuck! I should have hit you up first! Fucking Love Chinese Factory (short slang version of Chinese Cake Factory).

by austinramenvegan January 25, 2018

boiler factory

1920's An undesirable boy or girl, and ugly or unattractive person.

I would never go to the dance with Harry. Would you want to be seen with that boiler factory?

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

wool factory

a metaphorical factory where one spends long hours of the night pulling wool

Dude, i'm so tired from working at the wool factory today. I spent all day and night with her.

by shuz March 24, 2010

x factory

a girl who has the power to turn a straight lass bisexual..cos she has the x factor that she cant resist

the girl i did it with last week was an x factory

by anony mouse August 5, 2004

Charlie and the chocolate factory

This term means to commit suicide by making a pool of animal or human feces and to drown yourself in it refering to the one scene in Charlie and the chocolate factory where the fat kid fell into the chocolate

Man did you hear how Tim died
No, how did he?
He pulled a Charlie and the chocolate factory
Oh thats gross

by ChickenNuggetLover69 November 23, 2016

Shit Factory

1. Someone who is only capable of producing lots of bullshit. When called out on it, said Shit Factory does not care.
2. Someone who literally produces lots of shit.

Dear God, that girl Amanda is such a Shit Factory. Everything she says is a lie.

by Chet Fagget November 17, 2010

pearl factory

A bitchy woman who has so much sand in her vagina, kept at such a high pressure, that it calcifies and produces pearls.

Dude 1: "I met this cute chick last night but Jane kept cockblocking me."

Dude 2: "Damn, what a pearl factory!"

by Aaron Addison June 26, 2008