Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

Eskimo Father

One of your friends who has fucked your mother.

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.

by league fan August 29, 2013

eskimo kissing

when your to prude to kiss a guy you would rather use your nose instead, a sniff may take place in this operation

Anthony and Gabbie we eskimo kissing on the ride home from Blake's

by onmychest101 November 20, 2013

Eskimo Homie

The relationship between one person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with another person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with the same sexual partner. The most common cause is oral sex and it can be considered the lesser form of the Eskimo Brother. Also know as Eskimo Friend and Eskimo Acquaintance.

Sarah gave John a blowjob
Sarah gave Jake a handjob
Jake and John are Eskimo Homies

alternately,

John fingered Sarah
John gave Alice cunnalingus
Sarah and Alice are Eskimo Homies

by honordefender November 26, 2013

eskimo mushing

Where you turn your A/C all the way up and pour water into the vagina and let it freeze. Promptly after freezing you stick a dildo in and crush the ice to where it flows out of the vagina like a glacier.

Joan's vagina was like an harsh Alaskan winter after her Eskimo Mushing.

by BradleyMills April 13, 2014

Eskimosexual

One who had a sexual lust towards those of Inuit descent.

Hey, Bill is an eskimosexual!

by St. James Infimiry blues June 15, 2015

eskimo brother envy

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household

Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!

by Eskimo leader September 15, 2015