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New England Tech

A Technical College located in Warwick, RI. Mostly notable for popularizing the 18 month degree programs in the North East that net you an Associates degree in less than 4 years, if you willing to pay the outrageous tuition they force upon their students of mostly GED holders, ghetto dwellers, stoners, slackers, and last-chance-to-get-my-life-on-trackers.

The education you recieve is akin to a glorified private high school. In the same respect, the drug flow is also as equivilent.

Affectionately known as NEIT (nee-it) by locals and students. This institution is based around cut-throat deals, and subjective internal deceit, in which their politics secretly govern the school as if it were a small dictatorship nation.

Despite their advertising for job placement upon graduation, if you are taking certain degree paths, they will avidly reject any possibility of granting you any sort of contacts of which to base the rest of your life on.

If you want the American University life style, this Institution (aptly named) is not for you. See also URI, RIC, JWU, Rodger Williams, they are cheaper and more respected.
NEIT Kid: "I went to New England Tech to get a great education, have an amazing college experience, and get help with finding a stellar job upon graduation."

University Kid: "Are you high?"
by Cardboard box dweller December 4, 2010
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New England School of Law

Where law professors fuck you really hard in the ass.
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New England

Some idiots think New England is a state! It's the 13 original colonies of England in what is now the USA. Most of the East Coast.
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Those who are English. See English - (Language, Nationality, Etc.) England's flag (Union Jack) can be seen mostly in London the way I see it. They have a Giant Ferris Wheel (London Eye) which is one of the biggest of them all.
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England

The place where people go to enjoy sitting in a TRAFFIC JAM FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!
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New England Handshake

The New England Handshake is the act of placing your hand between the thighs of the person walking up stairs in front of you in a handshake fashion. It can be performed on either sex.
Always let Mike go up the stairs first, otherwise you'll probably receive a New England Handshake. Ew.
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