Presidential engineering

to ni**r rig something

i dont think i can fix it but i can "Presidential engineering" it

by kneemo March 11, 2011

social engineering

the act of finding a flaw in a daily system and exploiting it to get what you want for free

getting a free refill at a fast food restraunt by drinking half of your drink then spilling it. getting a free refill

by brendan May 20, 2004

Recycling engineer

a.k.a. junk nigger
an industrious negro who extracts aluminum/copper items from the
trash and in tern receives compensation from the junkyard for said transaction.
Identified by overlaiden saddlebag
equipped bicycles or rust colored station wagons/pickup trucks

I caught that recycling engineer taking a shit next to my dumpster.

by RICHARD SIMMONS October 25, 2004

Social Engineer

Teacher

The social engineer walked into the classroom and said, "good morning boys and girls, today we are going to learn about the civil war."

by wonderaround September 19, 2012

engineering

A field of study offered by college universities that focuses on math and applied sciences. Students who decide to major in engineering are usually obese and socially awkward individuals (think Yu-gi-oh card players and band geeks) going into the major with the false hope that the big pay check later will make everything better. They sacrifice all good aspects of life (healthy eating habits, developing good social skills, having a open mind, and sex) in order to study arbitrary things such as multivariable calculus and thermodynamics. In their quest to become soulless number crunching zombies they begin to bash on other majors constantly complaining on how hard and important their major is and anything that's not engineering is irrelevant. In reality they are short changing themselves from developing important social networking skills (which is essential in the job market) and obtaining a well rounded education. When the time does come they will most likely screw up on the interview to get the big job (due to their social awkwardness) and end up teaching at a community college as a second rate professor.

Humanities/Business major: Hey loser!
Engineering student (in his head): I'll show you. What I'm studying is important and it's going to get me that big pay check. Then all the ladies will come to me.

10 years later.....
Humanities/Business major (now a CEO): Hey loser!
Engineering student (in his head): Doh! Well at least I have my health..... wait no I don't.

by The_Scholar August 23, 2011

engineer

Someone who is near a lot of engines.

Look at all these engines around me. There must be some engineers around here somewhere.

by Anthony Andrew January 28, 2013

female power engineer

A women with the body o a rock hard goddess who is highly intelligent and works as hard as her counterpart, a prime specimen of the female human. Able to open a beer just by looking at it.

"look at that goddess, how did she open that beer." Oh you mean that female Power Engineer.

by Power Engineering 101 September 12, 2014