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blunt envy

A popular stunt scooter brand. Most famous for the reaper/union bars
He's so cool, he has blunt envy reaper bars!
by Scooter_kid July 1, 2017
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penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie
after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours
by gooner2007 April 19, 2024
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Murder Drones envy

A heterosexual ship in the show called Murder Drones between the two characters “Serial Designation N” and “Serial Designation V.” The name of the ship would be eNVy or envy, as in the show you can sense some jealousy from V. It is also called envy because if you say N and V’s name together it sounds like the word envy. Another nickname the fandom have given to this ship is “oilcookie” but is not used as much as the two previous names.
“Oh I just love Murder Drones envy! It’s my favorite ship in the show! Envy for life!
by leafeon.leafy May 25, 2024
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toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
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Envy

the name of someone who is a hottie hottie and is so sexc and sexc and your wife literally so sexc did I mention their hot???
My name is Envy
Omg u are the sexyist person alive I'm foaming at the mouth
by GirlWithADevice November 21, 2021
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crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.
Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.
by nikos68 October 15, 2017
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White~Envy

noun
When black or other non-White People who live in a predominantly White Culture feel envious of the society because their ancestors lacked the skills, knowledge, or possessions of others in a dominant culture, often resulting in resentment and demands for reparations instead of accepting personal responsibility for their own situations and working to improve their lives though hard work, discipline, and other ethical means of achieving success and happiness.
1.) Sometimes the minorities on air opinion hosts at CNN really show their White-Envy to the viewing audience.
2.) My neighbor to the left of me has just informed me during our recent conversation that the black family that just moved into the neighborhood has White~Envy over something as trivial as the black guy's yard isn't as big as his yard. And that must be because he is a White man.
by Nanker Phelge January 8, 2024
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