Elijah Kiwalabye

Elijah Kiwalabye is the best man to ever live, he has no fears, he’s loved by everyone, and the greatest basketball player of all time. He has the best style in the history of the universe and knows how to put anything together. He gets unlimited girls and is the most loyal person in the world.

OMG!!! There’s Elijah Kiwalabye, he’s the coolest I wanna be like him when I grow up.

by I SAID WOWWWWW April 19, 2022

Elijah Eason

A game developer and founder of Cone on a Chair Collective. He plays GD and ROBLOX and his hardest level is currently Sonic Wave (as of 5/13/2024 at 4:56 P.M.)

Did you see that new game developer, Elijah Eason?

by AnOrangeCone May 13, 2024

Elijah

#ElijahPandemic or Elijah is a term referred to as of supreme intellect; unmatched intelligence. People who follow the #ElijahPandemic are typically men who may find it hard to find a mate, however, that is an exchange for their philosophical intelligence.

How are you this smart, are you an Elijah copy?

by BigMan4105 July 14, 2020

Elijah

He's a simp

Elijah is a simp and just wants to lay the pipe

by shit putty April 20, 2020

Elijah

A guy who was or still is into pick me girls in middleschool and highschool

person1:elijah is hot I wanna date him
person2: that's sad he's only into pick me girls

by snake_oil May 9, 2022

Elijah

Cool guy with a massive hog

Ayo Elijah a cool guy with a massive hog!

by Zetnom January 28, 2020

Elijah

Elijah is a smart, fun to be around, hot, athletic guy. He has the most amazing eyes ever the moment you look in to his eyes it's like looking into outer space. Elijah's tend to play football, basketball, and track. He also hangs out with the popular kids but is kind to everyone. At first they might seem shy but once you get to know them they are the most talkative person you will know. They have a great sense of humor. Their smile can turn your worst day into your best day. They try to hide their emotions from the world so if you see one and he don't seem right give him a hug and let them know your there for them through heaven and hell. Elijah has great hair to but DONT mess it up. And he know exactaly what kind of girl he likes. A lightskin, curlyheaded, beautiful bigheaded mf. He is so hot but denies it. Not falling for him the hardest thing ever for any girl who meets him. He does not judge people on the out side but it's the inside he pays attention to. And if you meet a Elijah never let him go you will regret it forever. He also matches energy, so if youre cool hes cool. DONT cross him or anyone he loves. He'll fuck you up.

Elijah is probably one of the best fucking people you will meet.

by MMMMM Yall dont need to know December 1, 2022