Earlville

A village in south central New York, renowned statewide for its sex offenders.

Tim: Want to go to Earlville?
John: No thanks, im not trying to get molested.

by Aydeboi December 24, 2018

Earl Grey

Gossip about someone or something that is dull, not very good, or not worthwhile

Jane has some Earl Grey. Should we listen?

by L_ronzo February 21, 2019

Early bird

A person part of your vacation group who gets up at the crack of dawn every day. He/she wants the fullest fun he can get. Kind of like a kid watch cartoons on saturday hes/shes up early raring to go.

Bradley the early bird. On a cruise hes up, dressed and on the decks at dawn to start havin fun

by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019

Earl Warren High

Where you see many people getting fights ( getting their mf weaves flying up in the sky)

Cops near the restroom bc of potheads hotboxing that shit which means we can’t use the restroom bc they’ll lock them up
Where you see some girls who try their hardest to get with the seniors or juniors with some big ass eyebrows which you know they outdid them with a shade darker

Tend to always see a girl with dark ass eyebrows at Earl Warren High School 🤢

by clownin101 November 12, 2019

early birthday present

A present given prior to the actual birthday

Here is an early birthday present because I appreciate you

by Mikk15 December 8, 2019

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020