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not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.
“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher
by jostytosty August 23, 2022
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Even

He is the smartest guy in the house and he is the best friend you have and he is cool.
Omg Even is comming!
by Urban Bictionary September 13, 2021
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dont even joke lad

by femboy fucker123 August 7, 2025
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even

10 is an even number
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022
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economic evener

when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.
The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.
by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020
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Even

A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.

It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.

With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018
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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
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