epic fail

A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.

-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail.
-Hell he is.

by Puretruthbro December 17, 2008

Epic Fail

A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.

"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel.


Epic Fail

by benderbeast February 15, 2009

epic

A short way to say Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Google, when you search for epic:
Did you mean: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

-It used a *ing galaxy as shuriken!!! That's epic win!
-No, that's Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann win.

by renrutal May 11, 2008

epicit

combination of two words I'm not allowed to say

"Zoogle, don't fucking say epic or it or epicit ever again because apparently I'm a word Nazi sent here to make sure your vocabulary is never complete"

by Zoogle88 February 28, 2009

Epic Snow Day

When the night before, you have an assignment you didn't finish for school, and the news says that it is going to snow that night. You don't believe them, but then next morning you look out that window and everything is covered in white.

Last night I didn't do my physics homework, and was hoping for an Epic Snow Day. I got it.

by shaolin Masta February 26, 2009

Epic Failtacular

The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.

This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:

(Win,

Loss,

Fail,

Epic Fail,

Failtacular,

Epic Failtacular)

This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.

1). Incorrect: Steve: Dude, I totally picked up a hot girl last night.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.

Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.

by Wikked1 May 10, 2009

epic fail

When someone tries to do something cool but it results the act of 'coolness' going horribly wrong. Even funnier when someone gets hurt.

biggestfail.blogspot.com - full of epic fails

by Bertrambendlebits May 26, 2009