New England

The only part of the United States where it's possible to be -10 and 102 degrees on the same day, and also home to the only state and city where uttering the words 'Go Yankees' will get you mauled by angry baseball fans

Example 1:

I'm going to New England- better bring three t-shirts AND my parka!

Example 2:

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a Yankees Fan get mauled by a group of Red Sox fans!
Person 2: Welcome to Boston...

by Capyb4ra April 5, 2020

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

by pentozali December 27, 2011

The Queen of England

Not just the queen of England, but of BRITAIN. Many people forget this. Mainly foreigners and people from England.

Also the head of the commonwealth realm

Guy that can't get his facts right: Did you hear about the Queen of England?

Clever guy: It's the queen of Britain you douche

by Emmmm... Yup. November 16, 2010

New England Nasty

Having sex that involves, in some way, a New England Lobster.

Dude, I got a lobster out of the tank at work and we all did the New England Nasty!

by Shashashafrash May 31, 2009

driving in England

Masturbation. From the Boys Suck song of the same name.

Wait, don't open the door, I'm driving in England.

by Bloke February 13, 2004

go england

To go England is when you are trying to pass someone and you both go left as though you were driving in a country such as England where you drive on the left side of the road.

In a small hallway two people see each other coming oppisite directions. One of them says "Go England" and they both go to the left side of the hallway to avoid runing into each other or embaris themselves trying to pass eachother several times.

by kingalexander March 29, 2008

New England Clam Patty

New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.

"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."

by CrystalMeth1020 February 25, 2009