standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.
This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.
by johndoe01026 July 15, 2015
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Double Token

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.
Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.
by Larry Vandelay September 28, 2006
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Double Banana

When two men place their penises upon the parasagital lines of the top of an other's head.
Those guys are giving Andrew a double banana.
by Dr.Shaker April 19, 2019
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Double clutched

A offensive move in basketball (usually a shot) that is intended to increase the chance the of being successfully defended or to increase the likelihood of being fouled
When Jordan pulled up to shot the ball at half court. He double clutched to draw a foul.
by Breaking dancing on cardboard September 27, 2019
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Double Laugh

When someone type's "haha lol" when referring to their laughter. It is when they giggle at first but upon realizing that it is actually quite funny they burst out in laughter.
Damien- "And then the duck said MOO."
Lucy- "haha lol"
Damien- "You just double laughed XD"
by JPer325 April 14, 2011
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Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.
Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.
by Hammerhead250 November 08, 2020
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Double Gavlinski

A drink popular in the seedier dive bars of Seattle consisting of 1 can Rainier beer, 1 shot of Polish Vodka, a splash of Clamato, and garnished with a Buffalo wing.
I can't go out today. I need to stay close to the toilet because of all of the Double Gavlinski's I drank last night.
by twenty3skidoo March 17, 2016
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