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Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.
The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.
by dirty monkey March 31, 2015
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Donutable Event

An event that is worthy of a coworker or manager bringing in donuts to the office in order to celebrate the event.
Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.
by Filled-up Employee November 20, 2009
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Donut Rack

When a guy slips two or three glazed donuts on his hard dick and the girl eats 'em and licks away all the frosting.
Girl: You wanna donut rack?
Guy: Heck yeah! Grab one chocolate and one with sprinkles.
by Stephen A.B. August 14, 2020
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Skinny Donut

Someone who is iconic, skinny, and legendary

Opposite of Thick Salad
Oh yeah her? Yes she is a Skinny Donut, everyone wants to be friends with that icon.
by AwkwardSeaTurtles August 14, 2018
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Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.
KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.
by artichoky January 16, 2020
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Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
by guyvf December 18, 2008
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Donut Shame

The quickly fading shame you feel for eating more donuts than you should be it 1 or 12. It is quickly fading as you reach for another donut.
Jean E. did not believe Donut Shame was a real affliction, until she caught herself at the wrong end of a baker's dozen.
by portuguesepirate August 26, 2013
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