As a bimbo licks your asshole, you snap a deuce in her face/mouth and say "Now that's Detroit Style!"
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007
by Kyle May 16, 2004
To hold up two fingers with the intent of signifying that you have to drop a deuce, i.e. take a crap.
Johnson: "Now Frank, you have to cut the green wire first. Go ahead and do that now."
Frank: "Ok, cutting the green wire. Here goes nothing...got it! What's next?"
Johnson: "You're doing great, Frankie. How much time do we have left?"
Frank: "One minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows."
Johnson: "Now cut the blue wire. Once you do that, there's only one more step until the bomb is disarmed."
Frank: "I can barely see down here...ok, blue wire, blue wire...I think this is it. Cutting now...ok, we're clear. What now, Johnson?"
Johnson (in the background): "Oh shit! Agnes, get the phone for me."
Frank: "Johnson!!! Are you there?"
Johnson's secretary: "Sorry hon, I just saw him flash the deuce. My guess is he'll be on the crapper for the next 10 minutes or so. Today was the office chili con carne festival. You'd better call back later."
Frank: "But we have to dismantle this bomb!!!"
Johnson's secretary: "Um yeah...I wouldn't know anything about that. I suggest you try calling back around...oh...maybe 3:30 this afternoon. Buh-bye now."
Frank: "Ok, cutting the green wire. Here goes nothing...got it! What's next?"
Johnson: "You're doing great, Frankie. How much time do we have left?"
Frank: "One minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows."
Johnson: "Now cut the blue wire. Once you do that, there's only one more step until the bomb is disarmed."
Frank: "I can barely see down here...ok, blue wire, blue wire...I think this is it. Cutting now...ok, we're clear. What now, Johnson?"
Johnson (in the background): "Oh shit! Agnes, get the phone for me."
Frank: "Johnson!!! Are you there?"
Johnson's secretary: "Sorry hon, I just saw him flash the deuce. My guess is he'll be on the crapper for the next 10 minutes or so. Today was the office chili con carne festival. You'd better call back later."
Frank: "But we have to dismantle this bomb!!!"
Johnson's secretary: "Um yeah...I wouldn't know anything about that. I suggest you try calling back around...oh...maybe 3:30 this afternoon. Buh-bye now."
by Nicholas D June 18, 2008
by G-Dub Killa June 07, 2004
Yo I dropped some mad deuce juice in the toilet and didn't flush, and then my brother went to roll in the bathroom and almost fuggin' fainted!
by z3d. June 30, 2005
Guy #1: I got a full house Ace's over 2's.
Guy #2: No, that's a five of a kind, deuces are wild jack-ass
Guy #1: DAMN I am lucky! I will be taking that pot right now.
Guy #2: No, that's a five of a kind, deuces are wild jack-ass
Guy #1: DAMN I am lucky! I will be taking that pot right now.
by Mike December 12, 2005
A douche bag with the annoying habit of flipping the deuces and giving a constipated, pursed-lips look in every fucking photo snapped of them.
"Handfuls of hair gel, chinese/barbed wire tattoos, and being tanned fake orange is one thing, but that stupid pose makes you the worst deuce-bag imaginable."
by dbhater November 06, 2008