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Detroit date night

When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018
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Detroit Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and shit yourself causing the diarrhea to run down your leg and in to your shoes.
Kyle would never forget that time he had to leave the rave with two Detroit Gravy Boats
by RyButtnik May 1, 2020
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Detroit dump truck

A girl defacates on a mans chest then the man pushes it all the way down his body
by qwertyu132 April 3, 2022
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detroit street sweeper

A shotgun - generally, a short-barreled shotgun loaded with powerful OO-buckshot shells.
"We were just walking down the street when a bunch of gangsters making threats suddenly started to charge at us! Then my bro' pulled out a 'Detroit Street Sweeper'' hanging from a shoulder sling under his trench coat and he cleared the street with a couple of squeezes of the trigger!"
by X115 September 12, 2016
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Detroit Tune-up

When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.
My balls had been sitting too long and really needed a Detroit Tune-up.
by Weebu4laifu February 27, 2020
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Detroit Ball Washer

When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.

If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.
My balls are still sticky from that Detroit Ball Washer...
by thebeardedgreek August 6, 2017
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The Detroit Red Wing

Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
Did yah here ole Henry gave his wife The Detroit Red Wing and ended up in the slammer again.
by Dean Wesley January 16, 2019
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