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Destiny's excuse 

And you know what he does, right?

Hym "Here's his entire gambit: He asserts that there's some epistemological disparity between him and his opposition (No! It wasn't in 1948! It was in 1937! Meh!)
THEN he loads up 'What, do you believe reductio ad absurdum!? You can't possibly believe reductio ad absurdum!' (As known as 'What, do you believe in educational rape!? He believes in educational rape!' Which you can see between that last Muslim apologist and Matt Dillahunty) and then he shits out his little blob of ink-poop (It's not the reductio ad absurdum I just used to misrepresent you argument! The REAL TRUTH is somewhere in the nebulous cloud of ink-poop I just shit out!). And then he uses Ben Shapiro's rhetorical manipulation tactics of talking fast with his nasally voice. What a fucking dork! And the funnies part is: If I'm right about the wife thing... He's literally a serial rapist! And you know what destiny's excuse is going to be as to why you need to let him get away with it? 'But what about my kid guys!? You have to let me be a serial rapist because parental dictatorship guys! Meh! I need to sexually defraud all the pornstars cus Jordan Peterson was made to look like an absolute fool by the guy I'm pretending to be! I want to be special like Hym guys! Please let me be special guys!' And then you sit and agrue with this idiot about conceptually adjacent arguments I've make and it gets nowhere because it's INTENDED not to go anywhere! That's his whole purpose. Obfuscate the nature of the debate and prevent the discourse from moving in any direction!"
Destiny's excuse by Hym Iam May 6, 2024
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Destiny-musical 

A music that helps one know their destiny in a story, or helps set the mood of the story
“The Destiny-musical really helped set the Tone of the story
Destiny-musical by Keiko! April 7, 2025

Destiny style 

any virtual interaction where one party is plugged up, toes curled, straight gripping it, shuckin the shit outta their corn, with the other person being none the wiser like a stupid fucking dumbass
I've got a job interview this afternoon at 12PM... it's over the phone. The girl sounds like she's young. I think I'm gonna go in Destiny style
Destiny style by disastrousflex August 12, 2025

spear of destiny 

Spliffs rolled with normal sized rizlas, rather than kingsize. Their small size and pointy roach end makes them look like minature spears, and obviously it is your destiny to blaze them up. Smoking them will unlock the secrets of your destiny, but you'll forget in the morning because you were so stoned.
Coconut Head rolled this spear of destiny for us. Its small but it'll get you crazy stoned squire.

Pick of Destiny 

noun
A green, skull-like guitar pick fasioned from one of Satans teeth. It granted the user supra-natural rock and roll abilities. Satan recently recovered this item, although he lost his right horn in the process. The horn was later shaped into a bong. The last owners of the PoD were Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D).
I just bought Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny on DVD. It is fuckin' hilarious.
Pick of Destiny by picolo592 March 21, 2007

Date with destiny 

Something very important and is destined to happen in the future.
You had a play date with destiny.
Date with destiny by Cloverused December 1, 2010

Creamy Destiny

When the shampoo or conditioner bottle that is shared by two people is ejaculated in by one of the two and then used by the unsuspecting other party. Hence "Destiny"
Kyle is still wondering why the "Creamy Destiny" left his hair so full of body.