DIESEL

EXTREMELY LARGE PENIS

HORSE, WINE BOTTLE, PAPER TOWEL ROLL, hes got diesel

by the real schmeal November 7, 2010

diesel punk

Trustafarian types who spend hundreds of dollars on Diesel Jeans, $100 shoes, $75 haircuts, yet pretend to be punk, hardcore, whatever, merely paying lip service to the ideals behind the actual punk community. Can also be filed under hipster.

Generally a waste of time and space.

Known to like fake emo bands as can be seen on Fuse TV, or whatever else is hot this week.

No actual connection to the punk subculture.

Damian is such a diesel punk - he's just spent $40 to see that goddamn faker Dashboard Confessional.

by brokepunkkid August 12, 2006

deizel machine

1. n) a machine that is deizel
2. v) I want to.
3. n) your friend and your confidant...

The deizel machine will engulf you in his chest, then you will cease to exist.

Man, that deizel machine is deizel and machine like, not to mention hot.

by Tracy October 5, 2004

Disels

Short for "D*ck sucking lips".

That chick has got some disels on her

by SiS14 October 2, 2008

diesel explosion

when you piss, cum, shit, puke, cry, and have snot coming out of your nose at the same time.

dude i pulled off a diesel explosion while getting a blumpkin last night

by rapeyourface December 12, 2010

Fucking diesel

When a person is content at that particular moment in time.

Geezer A: How are you?

Geezer B: Fucking diesel!

Geezer A: Safe blood

by Phillip W Evans December 3, 2006

Densel

dull opinionated predator arrogant

Oh look that bloke over there is doing a Densel

by #amazingfountain March 11, 2020