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Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy

The clusterfuck of Theocracy, Kakistocracy, Fascism, Oligarchy, and Corporatocracy that the American government is becoming, all stemming from the dismissal of democracy and the use of unfair and outdated vote counting processes like gerrymandering and the Electoral College that give greater power to smaller states per capita and whiter populations per congressional district.
"What is going on in the big ol' USofA these days?"

"Oh, not much. It's just becoming a Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy. No biggie."
by P E N G U I N August 30, 2025
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Vote Democrat

Going to the bathroom to take a a massive 💩. Usually after Taco Bell
My stomach is so bloated I think I may need to vote democrat.
by Honey-Badger-Orca October 26, 2025
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Democrats

Democrats are stupid, and Republicans are stupid. Deal with it, and don't get on everybody's case just bc of their views. jeez.
everyone just needs to chill tf out. Not all democrats are crazy, just the people that make the news.
by imsorryifurnameiskyle May 15, 2022
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Launch a democrat

Defecate. Take a dump. Drop the Obamas off at the pool.
After eating a huge lunch and drinking four cups of coffee, I definitely had to launch a democrat.
by NylonPimp August 21, 2025
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NASCAR Democrat

A NASCAR Democratic, also known as a White Trash Democrat, is a White person who has conservative values and preferences, but vocally criticizes Republicans because of their low socioeconomic status.
I keep seeing NASCAR Democrats posting Facebook stories at Walmart about how Trump is raising the price of eggs.
by Definitionally February 12, 2025
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Bluebird Democrat

An individual who joined the Democratic Party of America after Bernie Sanders 2012 and 2016 presidential campaign. This group is considered more liberal then mainstream democrats and have pushed the party further to the left on social and environmental issues.
All them youngins became Bluebird Democrat's after Sanders run. Yellowdogs never had a chance.
by OrikvonLikten November 2, 2021
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democrat charity

When someone else ends up paying for something that they do for their own benefit.
Biden is so generous with tax payer money; it is like he is running a democrat charity for repaying student loans.
by Jumper777 December 31, 2024
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