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Get the Smart Dart mug.One who’s throat game is immaculate. Based off the iconic sound from the “Clash Royale” card, the Dart Goblin.
by krmpie March 3, 2022
Get the Dart Goblin Special mug.A gas station hot dog rolled in grease which enables the dog to fire down the back of the throats in one fell swoop.
by Nitrous Jahxide August 11, 2017
Get the stomach dart mug.A skydiver who's parachute malfunctions and doesn't deploy thus hitting the ground and dying. Also if parachute isn't pulled on purpose.
Me-Hey did you hear about about that guy at skydive USA?
Friend-Yeah man I heard he was a Dive Dart because he packed his chute wrong.
Me-Well he had a good run.
Friend-Yeah man I heard he was a Dive Dart because he packed his chute wrong.
Me-Well he had a good run.
by UDoneMessedUpA-Aron August 15, 2017
Get the Dive Dart mug.There I was during a position switch AFTER DOGGY when a Russian girl I was hooking up with. She told me DONT MOVE STAY ON ALL FOURS. She spreads my cheeks and her tongue goes straight to my asshole and eats my ass and gives me a Kamikaze Tongue Dart.
by Y0RKT0WN June 28, 2024
Get the kamikaze tongue dart mug.Hym "Ha! I was just watching a video of him explaining inflation and I noticed the eyes darting side to side when he talks and I'm like 'He must have Asperger's. That must be an Asperger's thing!'. I guess I was right! Good job me! Good job other me. I'm like a brilliant diagnostician. Maybe I can get him to hire me to pass him his meds in the morning. He probably gets that good shit. Those Vyvanse. I have previous experience. Both with Vyvanse and passing meds. I also have the names of several cheap prostitutes. I'd be like the brothel madam! Except I don't look like The Defiler from Spawn!"
Iam "Will you stop?"
Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
Iam "Will you stop?"
Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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