When your best boy pisses you off so you go into his room when he's not home and you nut all his tube socks so they form a white crusty nasty looking ass sleeve that can't Flex for nothing so he can't wear them looking like drywall looking asses
"Boy, you pissed me the fuck off you better not leave your house or I'm going to give you some crusty sleeves."
by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018
Get the Crusty Sleeve mug.Chad: “Wow, Brad, you’ve got a real crusty bugger”
Brad: “Ah, yeah. It’s painful, but it’s what I get for a day on the beach.”
Brad: “Ah, yeah. It’s painful, but it’s what I get for a day on the beach.”
by Dongleicious June 30, 2019
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Get the Crusty Bugger mug.When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.
Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.
by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019
Get the crusty wallace mug.A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.
by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019
Get the crusty keyboard mug.when you get your nips pierced and they start to crust over with scabs and look minging , normally girls called Jessica frankland have this problem.
Rebecca: hey girl why do you have your hands down your top?
Jess: oh I have crusty nips so I pick them so they aren't scabby anymore
Jess: oh I have crusty nips so I pick them so they aren't scabby anymore
by bexxmay101 January 8, 2018
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A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
by KingKid789 May 30, 2017
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