Crusty weave

Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
Person 1: I seen sharea at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.
by KingKid789 May 30, 2017
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crusty cat

I walked up to your mom and pet her crusty cat.
by Kagame Len December 03, 2015
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crusty lasagna

The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later
Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight
by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021
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Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.
Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.
by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010
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eye crusty

The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.
"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"
by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018
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Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.
That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!
by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018
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Crusty Hitchhiker

In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.
My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”
by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021
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