Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

freshman crush

a man between the ages of 18 and 20 who is the love interest of a woman between the ages of 23 and 30.

Girl #1: your boyfriend is cute, how old is he

Girl #2: he's 20

Girl #2: awww, you have a freshman crush

Girl #1: and he treats me good too

Girl #2: buy him a Kids Meal at McDonald's

by Jerz201 April 11, 2013

crush-whipped

Your existence is influenced by your crush.

Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks

Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*

by kitchen4sale April 28, 2014

Candy Crush It

To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.

She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.

by Devise November 22, 2014

pseudo-crush

A state of mind in which you think you have a crush on someone, but you really don't.

After finding out he liked her, Becky had a pseudo-crush on Johnny for a week.

by cordeliatran December 27, 2015

Crush-casual

A dress code that basically implies that you would dress nice, but not too nice as if to be obvious that you were trying, for a party or social event. Like when you are dressing to impress your crush at a party because you know they will be there, but you don’t want to be super super fancy. Basically a more succinct way of saying: casual but with a little extra oomph!

The dress code for the party is crush-casual!
Or
I think my crush is coming to the party, so I’m definitely gonna wear something crush-casual if you catch my drift.

by Rando55 September 8, 2019

comfort crush

A comfort character, from a TV show, game, book, etc., who’s also your crush.

Whenever I feel sad, I think about my comfort crush, Soos from Gravity Falls. He’s the one who makes me feel safe.

by tjofficialvo July 8, 2020