Chumbler

A fat, dried out crumbly turd.

Doooooood I haven't drank any water for three days, straight chumbler every time I try to drop bombs

by Chunkmastarr January 29, 2026

Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.

Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?

by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026

Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.

Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?
Mark: I mean their main ingredient is diabetes

by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026

Crumbl Boner

An involuntary type of erection a male gets when they are aroused by Crumbl cookies.

I saw the new cookie from Crumbl, and I got a Crumbl boner.

by Roidbelt March 3, 2026

cumblebus

a cumblebus is a van transporting a bunch of donated sperm that crashes and leaves the sperm all over the main road

dude i was driving to the grocery store and saw a cumblebus so you know i had to stop and grab some

by cumblecuck June 16, 2025

cumblebus

a cumblebus is a van transporting a bunch of donated sperm that crashes and leaves the sperm all over the main road.

dude i was driving to the grocery store and saw a cumblebus so you know i had to stop and grab some

by cumblecuck June 16, 2025

Crumbulence

Crumbulence (noun)
The emotional distress experienced when someone eats the last snack (usually cookies or chips) and leaves only crumbs as a cruel reminder.
Often accompanied by betrayal, quiet rage, and dramatic sighing.

💬 Example:
“I opened the cookie tin and saw nothing but crumbs. The crumbulence hit instantly.”

by FireGirl2025 July 31, 2025