An Angry Crumb

The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.

Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"

by MonkBear April 28, 2023

tiny crumb

a small boy that is rlly funny and kind but is very small like a crumb

someone : “omg is that a crumb?”

me : “no that’s tiny crumb!”

by sengay101 :) November 09, 2019

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 08, 2019

bread crumbs

an assortment of various random objects, which are often useless or valueless; knick-knacks

Look at this cool pen I found while hunting for bread crumbs!

I took my metal detector out to the beach, but all I got were bread crumbs.

by AmorLegends February 21, 2021

Crumb hole

The hole at the end of your penis.

I had fun tonight maybe next time you can check out my crumb hole.

by Crumb expert October 21, 2022

kentucky crumb

A big ole shit stain on your ear lobe that leaves crumb like particles.

Man Angie just left a big Kentucky crumb on Kelly.

by Angelkell February 28, 2014

nug crumb

A crusty pile of keef

God Nathan, got enough nug crumbs in your weed grinder?

by Cameve April 05, 2017