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cricket test

A guide to see if person who has chosen to immigrate to the UK (and take up UK citizenship) has integrated with the community.

In a cricket match, do they support the country that they have chosen to live in or do they still support the country that they abandoned.

Test was invented by The Rt Hon Norman Tebbit, A great man of British Politics
by Matthew R Palmer September 26, 2005
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Cricket

A slang word to describe cocaine. Usually this lingo is used between the drug dealer and the customer to ensure that no one else knows what you are talking about it. Cricket is used becuase it's a symbol of silence so it implies that we should keep our illegal buisness a secret and not be too flashy about it.

Other Slang terms go along with this to describe the potency of the cocaine like "chirp". Cricket that makes you chirp can be translated to cocaine that is good quality which causes you to feel the effects more strongly.
Yo, this cricket is making me chirp!
Hey, can I get some cricket from you?
This cricket made me chirp all night and I couldn't sleep!
He met someone in the bathroom with cricket and he'll be chirpping all night!
Break out some lines or cricket, I want to chirp!
My snowman has to re-up on some cricket and then we can chirp chirp!
by MemphisCEO October 26, 2010
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when you have sex with your friends mom, come on her stomach, and tell her to go make brownies
nick was angry at Chris when he found out that he had given his mother the cricket, but was happy he had brownies for a snack later that day
by launmower January 23, 2009
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Bulgarian Ultra Cricket

A game in which whenever it's name, "Bulgarian Ultra Cricket" is said, everyone who knows about it must punch the person closest to them, then quickly get away and say "I'm sorry!" before the person can hit them back.

The person who says the name can not punch, or be punched, by anyone else.
Gary: Bulgarian Ultra Cricket
Tori: *punches nearest person* "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket Sorry punch game apologize run
by Tetheas September 8, 2010
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space-cricket

A cricket from the outer depths of space, from the planet Insectatron 78. They have pointy little teeth, but they don't eat babies (much).
Holy cow, here comes a space-cricket!
by Ryan February 11, 2004
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cricket

"so uh..how about that cricket andrew?"
"yeah it's fucking gay"
"i know, i rather watch a turd floating in mid air"
by lioncage1 December 9, 2008
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cricket

An outdoor game played with bats, a ball, and wickets by two teams of 11 players each. Very popular in England and what's left of its so called 'empire'.

The game is played by men of questionable sexuality wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle.

The game originated in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the impression that they're playing a real sport.

There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.
English Gentleman: "hey john wayne, want to join our cricket team?"

John Wayne: "no sir, I do not"
by spleen2006 May 21, 2006
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