Courtesy Clench

When someone attempts and fails at performing a donkey punch, the reciever tightens their orifice in honor of the effort given by the donkey puncher.

Rob tried donkey punching me last night, but the dumbass hit my shoulder. I gave him a courtesy clench just to make the poor bastard feel better.

by JOKRGUY2012 October 12, 2010

Courtlynn

Courtlynn is a very trusting person but has trust issues because she doesn’t think people are as trustworthy as her she is a very beautiful young girl with big plans for her future

Courtlynn is a bhaddie

by ebitch May 27, 2019

courtesy tap

a gesture you use while getting head before you jizz in her mouth

"He was so sweet he did a courtesy tap so i didnt have to spit or swollow."

by xtrahotnspicy October 25, 2009

courtland

a hot sexy man that lives near me.. he also likes to hook up with girls. but hes willing to be in a relationship because he loves you. he also loves girls named caroline or rachel

Girl1: i hooked up with courtland!
Girl2: omg i heard that he wants to have a relationship now with a girl!
Girl1: wow thats sooo not like him!

by unicornsrainbows August 1, 2011

Courtnee

Courtnee is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is smart, gorgeous, funny, and every minute spent with her is wonderful. Anytime you have a problem she'll always be there to help and anytime your down she'll be there to pick you up. Your a very lucky person if you find her, once you get to know her your life will never be the same. Your happy when your with her and when shes gone just the thought of her will brighten your day.

Guy1: Who is Courtnee?

Guy2: Read the definition on Urban Dictionary!

Guy1: Urban Dictionary is awesome! I'll check it out.

by Chipmunkwashere July 6, 2009

of course theory

When something that could possibly goes wrong - in fact - does go wrong .

Therefore making someone say (to themselves), "of course", in a sarcastic tone.

"Badass! I just got GTA IV for PC and I have better than recommended system requirements!"

*Installs Game*

"...And its laggy as hell..." OF COURSE

©"Of Course Theory"

by Tickbaby January 17, 2010

courtesy gap

The space created between a skinny womans legs when she stands straight up with her feet close together. Antithesis: more voluptuous women do not have a courtesy gap due to the flesh of their thighs closing the gap.

"Have you seen Nichole Ritchie lately? You could drive a semi through her courtesy gap."

by kirk-wb October 30, 2008