courtesy like

Clicking the "like" button on Facebook in situations where it is not really warranted, but it would be rude not to do so.

-Hey, dude. I saw that your grandma posted that corny joke on your Facebook.

-Yeah, I had to give that a courtesy like.

by disgusto October 20, 2011

curse of the black jelly bean

Either bringing bad luck upon yourself or others by mentioning how well things are going.

Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.

Commentator: Dick, everything is going well for you in the race today.
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!

by southcoastreg February 15, 2012

courgeting

The art of Growing large vegetables for their own pleasure.
Once grown to the size required the courgete is inserted into the gardeners anus.....,...

Courgeting is the art of pleasured oneself in the potting using large vegtables....

by Gadget50 February 4, 2013

Cursed Vape Boy

Any male high school student who has ever posted or been tagged in a picture of himself vaping or drinking.

"Did you see Danny's last post on instagram?"

"Yeah, I never realized he's a Cursed Vape Boy.

by nervous_child February 15, 2019

Couser

A person that knows it all, But also blows it all.

Carrie was being a real couser at work today telling us how to do our job

by The comeback Kidd January 1, 2021

Jedi Counsel

When everyone sits in a row (or circle). Each person has something to smoke weed from and they simultaneously smoke and pass. Everyone is always smoking something.. in the jedi fashion!

"Last night was awesome, John and I smoked three bowls and then watched That 70s Show forever"
"Pshht... we did jedi counsel for an hour"

by Emilee K. January 22, 2009

horn cursed

The act of sounding a car horn when another vehicle or pedestrian impedes the normal flow of traffic by doing something stupid: walking out into traffic; cutting off a path of travel; overtaking, pulling in front and then slowing down; etc.

Barbie slunk down in her seat after her being horn cursed by the driver she'd just cut off at the yellow light.

by ric-usa September 30, 2009